Eavesdropping

If I must be subjected to the inane conversations people have on their cell phones, at least it should give me fodder for my blog. Here's something I heard recently that's worth repeating: "Contrary to the propaganda your mother's been spreading for the last 40 years, I am capable of a lot of things." (I agree! He was very capable of talking loudly on his cell phone in a quiet reading room. But, you've got to give someone who's been criticized daily for 40 years a little slack.)